Everyone has a friend who struggles with halitosis, and based on the latest research, at least half of you reading this are one of those friends. Admittedly, we’ve both struggled with the bad breath beast at times in our lives, so we’re hoping that this episode of Surrogate Sharers will have a fair amount of utility. So send it to someone. Really. It could change their lives.

We have a sure-fire way to annihilate bad breath, and we’re going to unveil that TONIGHT on the RhettandLinKast Live at 9PM EST. This is serious business. We have the solution that will forever bring an end to your ailment. Tune in!

I knew our commitment to developing internet jargon would eventually pay off. Someone entered eHermit, which specifically refers to guru Brian Layman. Go over there and give it a thumbs up!

PS. Stay tuned for the release of shaycarl’s theme song tomorrow…

It may be a little early, but we got something just for you. Our music page has been totally transformed, and among other things, that means that you can get the full soundtrack from the Alka-Seltzer Great American Road Trip for FREE! Obviously, you could improve our Christmas if you purchase some of the songs for sale, but either way, enjoy the songs and share them with family and friends. Let us know if you have any issues with the music page, because it’s a new setup for us.