There are few things worse than being invited to the PARTY OF THE CENTURY one week late. So we’re sorry we didn’t know about this in time for you to make plans to attend. But just reading the flyer is a party in and of itself.
When this was shared with me (Link) over the weekend, I knew I had to share it with you. This flyer is for real. It was posted in a convenient store in Lillington, NC (where our studio used to be) and a friend-of-a-friend took these two pictures.
This is just down the road from where we grew up. You’ll see that the party was in Bunnlevel, NC which, incidentally, is also where Larnold Jernigan, Sr. is from. I wonder if he attended. He loves Birthday/Demo Release Parties… especially since he’s always talking about he how wants the people all over the world to know that Bunnlevel “IS NT PLAYIN.”
Enjoy! (Click on the image to see a larger version.)
Then, Comment below with your observations and analysis.
I don’t know if I am an ALDULT or not! Someone help!
you should definitely make this into a video AND feature Deedee in it. Maybe y’all could lay down some furocious beats while she wails some Mariah Carey-esque vocal riffs. oh yeah.
My eyes, they burn!
WOW! I thought my spelling and grammar was bad.
my mother would not appruve of thiss
…I say “convenient store”… Because it’s a store and it’s convenient.
I’m absolutely desperate to see some more Larnold Sr. and Larnold Jr. interaction. It’s been way too long!
Those guys are comedy GOLD.
“convenient store”, Link? Lol, looks like Dee Dee is rubbing off on you. The possibility exists that she could be a texter
Mmmm, OK, maybe not. But I wonder how many kids out there actually type/spell like this nowadays. English grammar as we know it is under siege! And I’d love to hear a music video about that. Anyway, I love cumin, a key ingredient in chili. Sounds like Fayetteville makes pretty good cumin. Will need to check that out. Thanks for the post.
Not just any type of balloons…BALLONS…the best type!
I live in Lillington and happen to see this flyer in person (more than likely from the family member of the person you received it from) and came to the conclusion that I, indeed, would be thrown out of Dee Dee’s party for being a “hater,” but probably not until she opened her gifts. See, my gift was going to be a dictionary, or a word processing program with spell check so, when she does throw another AWESOME 9pm – 2pm party (that is a long a** party!) she would save herself some embarrassment of sending out another flyer like this mockery of Harnett County education.
This made my day. There are almost too many things to pick, but if I had to choose a favorite line, it would have to be “I suspect u an me 2 have a good time.”
I really want to get my red pen out!
Oh my, thanks for sharing this, Link!
I imagine this party is still going on. I’m surprised we didn’t see something on the local news. But if Dee Dee needs as many retakes in the studio as Larnell Sr. and friend did with the Spannerman commercials, I’m not sure when her first release will come out, if ever.
strange, this was the same day as my Birthday… wish I had a deal to release my demo
Don’t be hatin on the Harnett County girl. HC gotta stay tight and watch each other back!
Makes me proud to be from HC!!
No comment I have on this is appropriate. haha
EVERYBODY FREE
sounds like a prison break…
Oh man, I can’t bring my gun? Laaaaaaaame.
The grammar Nazi’s just called and they give up…
A 16 hour party with ballons and dranks?!?! I SO would have been there!
but member dat LIQUIOR DRANKS is 4 ADULTS only
Yes! The DRANKS will be there! Purple drank, red drank, green drank… there are too many awesomely delicious dranks to list.
And I’m with Amberly, they’ll need a lot of drank to counteract all that cumin! Blech!
Wow people needs them some learnin
It seems they’re seasoningall the delicious party foods with cumin. I hate cumin. I’m not sorry I missed this one, DeeDee, and that’s not me hatin’. I suspect u and ur guests had a good time without me, though.
Oh and I don’t think I would have been able to go cuz I would be guilty an thown out for laughing at her talk. Could you imagine what the birthday cake would say?? What would her wish be? No haters most likely. But I agree about making a video about this if you can manage to keep from laughing long enough
Hey – - hasn’t Larnold Jr. has always called his father “Dee Dee”? thought at first that perhaps Emperor Larnold I was launching a new recording career and Jr. was hosting the big Birthday/Demo Release party, but then again not sure if it’s proper to refer to the emperor as UR Girl ? ? ?
You know it’s gotta be the party of the century with those kind of spelling errors and mistakes
Lol it sounds like a gangster who dropped out of school and had their crack baby type that for them. No gun? And law enforcement will be there? Must be a lot of people “hatin”
Wow….9pm to 2pm…….that is one long party! I’ll bring my footie pajamas but they have gun print on them. Would I be quitly thrown out?
I asked DeeDee if I kan cum and she said I kant and if I do I will jus b quitly thrown out b4 I can even have a drank. Bt I dnt rlly kare, I kan jus party at home where I kan litter n bring my gun. U kan cum 2 an I suspect u an me 2 have a good time hatin on DeeDee.
Who ever wrote this is a grammar God!…..
Why you hatin’ on DeeDee? Oh, and I’m proud to say I have never been quitly thrown out of any party…ever.
pure gold. Can I suggest you two make a video about this. Perhaps speculation on what this party may have been like if you had attended?
Food and Dranks! My favorite!
Balloons?! I can’t believe I missed this. I so would have come if there were balloons.