Who knew facial hair was such a polarizing topic? (And who knew there was an “o” in Mustache?!)
Rhett transformed one Mythical Beast’s candid email about Link’s moustache into a song:
Libby D.’s message:
From: Libby D.
Sent: Friday, January 29, 2010 5:20 PM
To: rhettandlink
Subject: Link’s Mustache.Dear Link, Im deeply concerned. You are generally very attractive, but lately i have been distracted. This is hard for me to say, but i feel as if it is necessary. GET RID OF THE AWFUL HANDLE BAR MUSTACHE. Its ridiculous and deeply troubles me. Facial hair is beautiful, and particularly stunning on you, but is absolutely atrocious in this shape you have shaved it. Please consider my concern tomorrow when you see that razor in the shower. It needs to go.
Comment below: Do you wanna see the fu manchu (technically not a handlebar) go? Do you wanna see something else before it floats away entirely? *And before you solidify your opinion, you should probably watch this quick Seaborne & Roach episode first.
Just shave it. ‘Libbyd’ is right, it kinda puts me off too. I liked it much better without the facial hair. And you don’t need to express yourself facial hairily, you express yourself for who you are. Not what you look like (I mean you’re gorgeous an all, but you’re more attractive without the moustache)
I have a couple thoughts…
The first one is: I bet that Libby is going to be THRILLED to see her email got turned into a song. I’d say that’s one of the highest achievements a mythical beast can obtain.
And now about the mustache….(I can’t believe I’m actually going to tell a guy online what I think of his mustache, but you asked, and so I will comply.) I personally like the clean shaven look the best, however…Link, it’s your face, and I think you should totally be able to do whatever you want.
I also want to mention that I solute your bravery in asking for everyone’s opinion on your appearance. Maybe it’s because I’m a girl, but I would be crushed by some of the comments I’ve read…..I hope you don’t let all the opinions get you down or sway you, because really, you should have it however you personally want it.
Lastly, the song was great. I am continually amazed at the stuff you guys can put to music and have it sound good. Way cool. Thanks to you both for being internetainers!!!! Btw, I voted for the folk song again today.
Link you are always attractive no matter what you do with your facial hair. I too was surprised and taken back when I first saw the new look, but I just figured it was a phase and it made me laugh, it was fun. I think you should do whatever you want with your facial hair. You should experiment. Who knows what looks may be good on you that you never thought of? Maybe you could have some sideburn chops! Do it up like Wolverine! I would LOVE to see that look on you!
Side note: I want this song on my itunes please.
Link, You are attractive all of the time no matter what you do with your facial hair. I was surprised and taken back for a moment when I first saw the new mustache, but I just laughed and thought to myself, “Ha, you never know what to expect with Link.” I figured it was just a phase anyway. I think you should experiment with it. You never know what else you could do. Maybe you should get some big side burn chops. Do it up Wolverine style! I would LOVE to see that on you.
On a side note: I would like this song to be available for me to put on my itunes please. It is beautiful.
Even though I’m not a fan of it, If you shave the ‘stache I’d miss it. D:
Go ask the missus. I’m pretty sure she has the ultimate decision about it.
I think the fu manchu rocks, especially if you learn some killer kung fu moves to go with it.
Robin and Anna are COMPLETELY right, that’s the ONLY kind of moustache that anyone should ever grow. x]
I was also thinking that maybe you should go “Maine Man” for a while, if you know what I mean. xD
I’ve been reading through the comments…. I think I have to agree with Robin. That would be awesome. Purely awesome.
Link, Im sorry but I completely agree with Libby D. Although you are very attractive otherwise, with that hideous catipillar thing on your face you look like my overweight uncle from Kentucky without the overweight or the ugly part. It pains me to speak these horrible words, but its true. Dont worry Rhett, your beard is beautiful and I dont think anyone will be disapproving of it anytime soon.
Oh I love it, Link!!! I think it’s unanimous among us all here….please leave it! =D
I think you should keep them, but I also think you should get a matching confederate uniform.
Just kidding,they look great on you, wish I could grow them but I can’t get the bars to connect with the handle
eh, it’s not my fave, but he’d be attractive if he let his hair grow down to his knees. of course, you’ll probably have to do SOMETHING with it, now that the public is watching!
It’s just nasty…
I think shave it!! It was ok for a few days, funny, but it doesn’t really suit you!
I vote you go for a Tom Selleck-esque mustache.
I like Link either way. You guys can always make me laugh. Just watched the Seabourne and Roach video last week. Watched all six episodes with my sis and her family. We were all internetained and laughing.
I joined the kommunity just to say that i think you should keep it! its unique and awesome and you should add it to your logo
I don’t really care one way or the other, although I have never been a big fan of mustaches in particular. But I love the way you find the poetry in everything. I wish I thought like that! Thanks for keeping the music alive!
I think that your current mustache is very interesting, and I’ve always been impressed by your guys’ unique variety of facial hair choices. However, if we’re judging purely based on aesthetics here, then I would vote for you to shave it down to a regular-sized one.
Loving the Fu Manchu! Do whatever you want with it though. Being bearded myself i often change the appearance of said beard for the fun of it. Here’s to wishing every guy had a beard!
Link, I wish you would actually grow an ACTUAL handlebar mustache with the curls on the side that you could twirl sinisterly.
Shave it, wax it,its getting DRASTIC!!!
PLEASE shave it! I completely agree with Libby…it needs to go. It sort of makes you look….older? No offense! If you like it, by all means, keep it. But seriously…think about shaving it. XD
Moustach-archy! Vertical support! Follicle power!! I adore Seaborne and Roach.
With that as a reference point, Link: I am sure you have in mind a purpose greater than mere decoration. Keep it.
Rhett, on the other hand: I know we’re not voting on your facial hair, but seriously, I prefer the stash-less configuration you had a while back.
But hey, do what you want.
In one way I do like the handle-bar mustache, but in another way I don’t like it.
When you’re playing a character, like in the Seaborne & Roach video, it works. But for everyday life, not so much.
If you do shave it, you can always grow it back.
No way, don’t get rid of it. I actually complimented you on it the other day on facebook. I love it and I think it looks good on you.
Well… It does seem a little pasted on.
This thought leads me to believe that I think it doesn’t suit you.
It is true that I look at your mouth a lot more now, so I miss the whole “package”.
I’d like to say “shave it” but I’m just not that assertive.
Link:
Get rid the handlebar.
BUT>>>>
Grow a new beard. Like a gotee, or a full beard, or something like that.
Gentlemen,
Thank you for posting this, however, please consult with the American Mustache Institute before you next venture into the facial hair advocacy domain. Clearly, you are novices as it relates to the labia sebucula (Latin for “lip sweater”). And not everyone has been in the flavor save-a-ability business since 1965, when the AMI was first founded in Washington, D.C., before moving our headquarters to the home of the world’s largest mustache, St. Louis and the Gateway Arch.
Carry on.
Dr. Abraham Jonas Froman
Chief Executive Officer
The American Mustache Institute
http://www.AmericanMustacheInstitute.org
Info@AmericanMustacheInstitute.org
877-STACHE-1
Hahah, Libby’s message was very lyrical indeed! I bet she’s gonna be surprised when she sees this! I enjoy the variety of facial hair you guys display. Always keeps me guessing. Nice impromptu song! When is it going to be on iTunes??
I have noticed over the last several months that the shaving gel I use is not dispensing as it used to (Edge). This has happened with several cans. Also, as I have been shaving for 40 years, I have seen several fads in advertising, as well as gimmicks for both men and women as target consumers.
In addition, our good friends Rhett and Link’s hirsute status indicates that they must go through a bit of product themselves. Should they devote some thought and time into a video or two about shaving, facial hairstyles,Link especially should consider a paid endorsement from one of the market leaders, as I imagine he must go through quite a lot with his heavy beard growth.
Some other thoughts: anyone remember
hot lather machines (warms your shaving cream before it comes out of the can)
lime-scented shaving cream
“take it all off” ad campaign by Noxema Medicaated shaving cream
celebrities like Joe Namath in the commercials
Burma Shave signs and slogans
If this mustache can inspire the kommunity to inspire your inspirational inspirations into songs such as this for us, keep it all! Libby D’s message turned into a great song, enjoyed the Vlog. Don’t give up though Libby! Clearly the only way to get your message across is to write them more material so that your argument can continue in lyrical form.
If I could make you shave it ANY way….I’d want to see the Hitler Style for a day. ha, but realistically, I’m voting for JUST the handlebars along with Rhett.
You guys are awesome !! Making a song of a message … ace
About the mustache: it’s up to you Link … I have seen worse
godmademerandom: lol about the emphasizing of the spoken word
If you haven’t already, see my new discussion under forums– Burning questions for Rhett and Link–shaving cream/gels, that just barely predates this video.
Don’t shave it Link! I think it fits you. Gives a mysterious look to you.
Lol, just shave off half, if you shave it At all.
After rewatching the Seaborne & Roach episode, I feel I’ve gained some new insight about facial hair situation. Rhett has grown so much facial hair (I like the beard, Rhett) that Link now feels like he is below Rhett in the mustache hierarchy, or mustache-archy, and his fu manchu is an attempt to assert himself and show that he and Rhett have equal power in their internetainer relationship.
But maybe I’m just reading too much into it.
P.S. Link- In the video, the fu manchu worked for your character…but in real life I prefer the 5 o’clock shadow look.
I was with Rhett before he said it… go for the quote/ditto mark… ” … at least for a day. Then it’s like anything you say is being quoted… which it is… by you… but the punctuation around your mouth just emphasizes the point. Unless the curve into parentheses… then anything you say is like a side-thought.
Honestly, I think it looks pretty cool. Keep it.
It’s ridiculous and deeply troubles me
That you haven’t thought about turning it into a goatee…
Complete with soul patch…
It would make a really good match…
Think about it for the next batch
Of stunning follicular thatch.
Dear Link,
I feel facial hair-spression is very important. I don’t mind the handlebar moustache… in fact, I kind of like it. The bigger question here is how do YOU feel about it? If you feel confident and comfortable with the handlebar framing your mouth- then that’s great.
On the other hand, if it is disturbing people who find themselves looking at you on their computer screens, maybe it’s not worth it. Change is good sometimes. Why not experiment? I like Rhett’s suggestion on leaving the handlebars and shaving the lip. Give it a try!
“you are generally very attractive” = I will always just like you as a friend but will tease you from time to time.
In the words of Digital Underground’s Humpty Hump “Doowutchyalike”
I actually think the fatter and more grown out it gets the better it will look. Grow it. Comb it. Love it.
Link Here is a funny story of others opinions.
I was just out of High school and hanging with some friends. I had put on this goofy necklace to be my goofy self. Well, my “friends” Made fun of this necklace and kept giving me their opinion. So for a month straight I wore the necklace every where we went. The moral of this story is if you like the stash who cares what others think.
I like you no matter what you have had on your face. I bet your wonderful wife likes you no matter what.
Rhett the Beard has to go man…. I am so Kidding.
Hmmm… Couple of opinions here… Link, the moustache isn’t my favourite, but if it were, say, for purposes related to Seaborne & Roach, then it would be totally tolerable. Second, guys, regarding the New Year’s Resolution song, I love it as it is! Some of the lyrics struck a chord deep in the center of my being, and I would mourn a profound personal loss if the melody were to gain greater popularity attached to less meaningful lyrics. That being said, well done on the Moustache song.
SHAVE ITTT.
i think it makes you look like a ventriloquist doll.
no offense or anything.
keep it keep it!
I<3THEMUSTACHE
I saw it a few days ago and thought it looked odd on you. I think you’re awesome as well, Link, but I would have to say it should go as well. I liked you better without it. It’s not that I dislike you with it (or find it distracting like Libby), but I think I prefer you without it.
I was gonna say something on YouTube comments in the first video I saw you with it, but didn’t really ever do it. Now that you’re asking though – that is my opinion.
Link,
The moustache makes you look dangerous…like a young Kublai Khan.