Did you know that it is Shark Week? Pretty important week, I'd say. Just letting you know.

Holly

I think you should have Susan on your show...she is great!
I tried to find her # and tell her how great she is!
A friend told me about your show and I love it..don't stop.
I am defenitally addicted. I want to see you guys go to a yard sale and see how much stuff you can get for free.

Hey I've missed your live show the past few weeks but I wanted to say that the material you two are releasing on youtube lately is really really strong. This Alka-Seltzer tour is just awesome! Pretty soon just wearing your shirt will get me something that Rhymes with PAID and starts with an L.

Hey Im A Treestump

Oops Dropped My Pickel Again

Wats Up

http://fayetteville.craigslist.org/grd/740297208.html

Ok one more this one is for a John Deere Lawn Tractor it is obviously being sold for parts but one line says the deck is good ask them how high the deck is is it pressure treated lumber and how many people could fit on it for a party. Assume they are talking about a deck for a house ignore the rest of the ad

OK this one
They are offering free firewood
http://fayetteville.craigslist.org/zip/747491671.html

Tell them you and your neighbours suspect that another neighbour is a witch and you are wanting enough to burn her at the stake. Ask them question like do they know if you need a permit for witch burning tell them where you were from in Massachusetts you never needed one and you're new to the area so you don't know.

This one is for a 1950's China Cabinet. You could ask them things about China(thinking the cabinet has china, the country, related stuff in it.) You could also ask them where to find a Germany Cabinet or something like that. lol



http://fayetteville.craigslist.org/fur/766123182.html

910-583-7200

I like your pimped stroller ad http://fayetteville.craigslist.org/bab/768273601.html
you should offer to trade every caller the stroller for whatever they are selling

My idea is 1950s china cabinet - $975 (Lillington)
http://fayetteville.craigslist.org/fur/766123182.html
Tell them you are documentary film makers (not a lie)
Ask them how they smuggled this out of China in the 1950's as you heard the Communist regime was quite harsh at the time. Tell them you think this story could be just the story you want to tell them you think it has Best Documentary Oscar written all over it. Keep trying to get the personal story.

http://fayetteville.craigslist.org/ele/768321330.html
That there looks like a great box to ship a person in .. ya know to save on air fare.. you could climb inside and check it! hehehe
yep.. I think Link could fit in that! heheh
(definitely not Rhett!)

lol, Your welcome. If it makes you feel better, I forgot to convert the time all together when I first started to watch. I missed the show by an entire hour.... lol, I felt pretty stupid. I'm glad to have helped you out. :-)

Anna, thank you for providing my mind with that information so that it didn't have to think. I was scared I was going to convert the time wrong (as if time zones is a difficult concept).

Pre show? YAY!

Holly (loves BBQ)

Aw sounds like a good show.
But I won't be able to make it. Or any of them for that matter. I have been permanently put in my church worship 'choir' and have practice on Thursday nights :[

Holly, the show officially starts at 8pm central time. Also, if you want to catch the preshow, that starts at 7pm CST. The central time zone is only one hour behind the eastern time zone. Hope that helps! :-)


I'm now leaning towards the Blackberries/Black Berry idea and danthemontageman's idea on the Black Epiphone electric guitar (Goth Special 2 Series).

Again, I can't wait for the show!

"12" Kicker sub in box - $150 "

I think they have those at subway for a lot cheaper.

No number though :

internetainmenation- VERY nice new werd. I'm going to add it to my vocabulary.

I will be watching tonight with my 5 year old. I'm going to have to think really hard to know what time 9pm EST equals in the CST.

I can't wait to get crunk with the craigslist crank calls. HOLLA.

Holly in Okla By God Homa

Suzuki King Quad 2005 4X4 - $4700 :

ask em how they captured a King from the country of Suzuki.

http://fayetteville.craigslist.org/mcy/766459283.html
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Black Epiphone electric guitar (Goth Special 2 Series):

it says "I have converted the treble switch into a kill-switch but I can easily reverse that if you would like. Just let me know if you want it switched or not." ask if that is legal to have a KILL SWITCH. and if he has used it before on anyone, and if you reverse it, does it mean that it kills you. Also, it says "goth" in the name, so ask if you need to be one to play it.

http://fayetteville.craigslist.org/msg/760392414.html
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Classic 89 Toy 4Runner .......SALE PENDING! - $1350

tell them that it is WAY too much for a 19-yr-old toy, so ask if the price is right.

http://fayetteville.craigslist.org/car/753653498.html
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SOFA and LAZY BOY RECLINER

ask em if you get a lazy child with the offer

http://fayetteville.craigslist.org/fur/743723678.html
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well, thats all I got, you can work with whatever. I personally like the Gothic guitar idea allot. I'll see you tonight!

Ha ha, I like the Blackberries idea. Talking about the phone, they must have some very expensive bushes on their property.

The artic cat one seems pretty good to...

Can't wait for the show! Sounds like it's going to be a good one!

Got a perfect one!

"artic cat"
http://fayetteville.craigslist.org/mcy/728931195.html

You could ask them what part of antartica its from
You could ask them why it costs 1200 dollars for a cat.. is it for the tracking the cat down in antartica and the import fees?

The description says "This is an arctic cat 300 4 wheeler"
Maybe ask them why they have wheels on a cats feet?

He says he will be happy to show it to you... Maybe tell him you want to see it and ask if he is a long or short haired cat... b/c your bro wants to see it and he is allergic to short haired cats..


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http://fayetteville.craigslist.org/fur/729161023.html

The ad's title says "Sturdy table no offer refused"

Sounds like you could have some fun with that...

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http://fayetteville.craigslist.org/clt/721762379.html
John Deere Handbag

http://fayetteville.craigslist.org/grd/714973235.html

pygmy goats

The faves so far for me are blackberries and arctic cat mentioned in the comments by other people. Those would be completely hilarious.

http://fayetteville.craigslist.org/fur/743723678.html

Act like it's a sofa that comes with it's own lazy boy that just sits on the sofa all day.

http://fayetteville.craigslist.org/fur/748810521.html

Entertainment Center. Say, "Does it come with the RhettandLinKast LIVE channel?" Maybe he could be the guy who ends the show by saying, "Thanks for watching the RhettandLinKast!"

http://fayetteville.craigslist.org/pts/755229034.html

You could imagine that the "carbs" are carbs as in fat, and ask if the gears will take the fat away. But I found a better one:

http://fayetteville.craigslist.org/mcy/761345252.html

This is probably the best one I saw. Act like you can ride a cool cat. This has so much room for discussion it would be hilarious!

Also, I got a name for the CraigsList Segment: Crank-Calling CraigsList. Like it?

Who went to the movie last night?

It would be hilarious to call on the British High Chair...do it with a British accent and ask to pay them in pounds and pence. Tell them that no American high chair is good enough for your child who is in the lineage of British royalty of King Henry...then make up a name for your child starting with Henry, followed by four or five other names and a few IIVV's

http://fayetteville.craigslist.org/grd/735245409.html

They are selling freshly picked blackberries...either you pick them or they pick them...they also have a vast assortment of other things...I keep thinking of a Black Berry...like the phone...could be interesting...i dunno

http://fayetteville.craigslist.org/art/752065481.html

http://raleigh.craigslist.org/bab/752031593.html you should call this one, the add reads New and Gently Used childrens clothes you should assume it means New and Gently Used children WITH clothes

http://fayetteville.craigslist.org/mcy/766459283.html - The Suzuki King Quad. I suggest you call Eric (that person, who owns Suzuki) and ask about whether it's a King Quad or King SQUAD - is he like trying to sell a squad of, let's say, country's of Suzuki kings? ;D

you should really do the dog bandanna one that would be hilarious.