How To Kill a Mustache

  

Offing a mustache is more complicated than you thought. Thanks so much for sharing this video. It makes a difference. – Rhett & Link Written, Directed, Shot, and Edited by Rhett & Link Subscribe for more: bit.ly Mustached Man: Link Narrator: Rhett Mustached Man’s Woman: Christy Neal Pyrotechnics: Jason Inman Music from RoyaltyFreeMusicLibrary.com The Mustache Manifesto So, you’ve decided to shave your mustache. It’s not as straightforward as you might think. First off, reconsider. Remember that the mouth brow remains the clearest expression of masculinity a man can have above his waist. So, give it 24 hours. Do a few things that only a mustached man can do, like investigate a crime, or paint a mustache painting. Next, let your woman touch your lip rug one last time. Assuming she doesn’t like it, make her touch it. Remind her what she’ll be missing. Spend some alone time with your Flavor Savor. Pet him. Tell him a secret. If, at this point, you’re still determined to annihilate your soup strainer, so be it. Some guys go straight for the razor. That’s horseskat. This is a new experience for your face caterpillar, so you’ve got to be…gentle. Start with scissors, and slowly cut away a few hairs here and there, speaking reassuringly to your lip blanket. Once your Cookie Duster understands and accepts what’s happening, get it done. Resist the temptation to indulge in temporary mustache shenanigans. Now is the time to officially say goodbye to your booger broom. It’s normal to

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Nathan Wilkinson

December 12, 2012 7:25 am

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You guys are awesomely amazing. Your videos define the meaning of epicness and the universe its self must crumble at you feet due to the greatness of your creative minds. lolz

LaShawn Montoya

December 4, 2012 9:59 pm

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Hysterical (as always)….loved the various names for mustaches- very creative, guys!

Clemens Wan

December 2, 2012 10:52 am

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Loved the video. I made a gif out of shaving mine yesterday: http://seelemonslive.com/

K-La V. (LANDSHARK)

December 1, 2012 7:15 pm

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K-La V. (LANDSHARK)’s Mythical Beast

Woah. Link’s wife is finally in a video. Or at least, I hope that was his wife. O.o

    Bailey (Dragicorn)

    December 3, 2012 6:40 am

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    Bailey (Dragicorn)’s Mythical Beast

    yeah, lol I was wondering about that too. read the description. it says “mustached mans woman: Christy Neal.”

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